'On reflection I find it hard
to fathom how someone as superstitious as myself could have agreed
that in the event of Noreen ever being off, I would go on and
read the text. I think it must have been a particularly fine
wine night early in rehearsals and when I made a casual enquiry
regarding Noreen's understudy, Glen Walford explained that it
would be theatrical cruelty to ask an understudy to learn this
whole one character text in the likelihood that she would never
get the chance to play it to an audience - the thinking being
that Noreen would never be off.
Well, of course..... a
few weeks into the run Noreen is whisked off to hospital with
severe stomach pains. At about four pm I get a call from Glen
saying that they're keeping Noreen in overnight and so would
I get myself over to the theatre and stand in for the night.
Well, it had all seemed perfectly feasible all those nights before
when the wine had had its silken fingers down my throat. But
late on a sobre Thursday afternoon, the play a big hit and Noreen
rightly lauded for her fine performance, that evening's performance,
like all the others, completely sold out - the idea of me standing
there on stage and just giving a reading now seemed woefully
less than the brilliant idea it had once been. With no alternative
however.....
That first night the audience
was told of Noreen's absence and was given the choice of having
their ticket money refunded or coming in to see the bearded six
foot author stand on the set and read aloud the part of a forty
two year old woman.
When I got onstage I was immediately
encouraged to see that about eighty percent of the
seats were occupied. Unknowing idiot that I was, I thought they'd
excercised their option to come in and see the reading; it was
only later that I learnt that on that particular night most of
the audience was comprised of coach parties and that having been
dropped at the theatre and their coaches departed for the next
three hours the poor souls had very little alternative other
than to sit it out!
As it turned out that first
night did work. Taking a leaf from Shakespeare's book I began
the night by asking the audience to lend me its imagination -
to believe that what they were listening to was not a six foot
bearded man but a forty two year old housewife who has taken
to talking to the wall. And the audience did just that. The magic
of theatre was invoked and out of something really primitive,
as basic as the single human voice, we stumbled into a kind of
primal drama where all the images are provided by the audience
itself.
I
went home that night glad that I'd done it and apparently got
away with it but certainly never wanting to have to repeat the
performance. And then, the next day, we heard that Noreen's stomach
pains had been the pains of peritonitis, that she had been operated
upon, that she was fine and recovering but would not be able
to resume the part for the extended three weeks of the run that
had just been announced.
So that was how I came to do
my Shirley Valentine night after night. It became this bizarre
theatrical event and I was going on every night playing to packed
houses who'd turned up to see this crazy one woman play in which
there now wasn't even a woman.
At the end of that year, in
the Daily Post and Echo Annual Arts Awards Noreen won the Award
For Best Actress. And I won Best Supporting Actress!'
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