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Folk Review
 
As might be expected of a man who wrote every word and note of the phenomenally successful musical Blood Brothers, Willy Russell has a decent ear for music with immediate appeal and catchy hooklines. This quality, which may have taken root during snatched adolescent moments listening to the Beatles at the Cavern, surfaces repeatedly during this impeccably professional collection of 14 Russell songs.
 
The strong opening track, China, is an eloquent description of unfulfilled ambition and features vocals from Kate Rusby on the dreamy chorus. Much of what follows reveals the same wry, wistful lyricism together with hints of calculated chaos. References to both Andrew Lloyd Webber and the Coldstream Guards crop up in one song.
 
On another, Russell’s energetic mind takes him from an outdated sneer at Tupperware Girls - who "… really don’t mind/that the postmodern novel is in decline" - to news of the SAS storming the V&A.
 
The album’s content and delivery may occasionally seems overcooked, but then it hardly surprising that Russell’s songs should be so, well, showy.
 

COLIN RANDALL - The Daily Telegraph

 

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Proving why old cowboys should just fade away
CURLY the cowboy said a wise thing once. He said it on a horse, to Billy Crystal, the city slicker who he’d been terrorising for the previous hour. One thing, he said, raising a hairy cowboy finger; that’s the meaning of life. What’s the thing, asked Billy, still a little scared. It’s different for everybody, said Curly. The point is: if you focus on one thing, you’ll be okay. The trick is to work out what that thing is. For Curly, it was cows.
 
There are probably better philosophies to base your life on than the script of City Slickers, but Curly works for me. I won’t bore you with the whys and wherefores because this is a pop column so let’s just apply the rule to pop. All our greatest pop stars, I tend to think, are people who you simply cannot imagine doing anything else. This is the point, surely, of being a Pop Star (as opposed to its dull, careerist modern version, the Popstar).
 
It is why Morrissey - who was telling the NME this week that he doesn’t know what he would have done had he not been a singer since he wasn’t keen on joining the human race, never mind getting a job - remains an icon, despite being a grouchy, middle-aged bore whose idea of integrity is to agree to appear on a cheesy chat show with Jonathan Ross but attempt to rise above it by being rude. It is why David Bowie fans, who can just about forgive his Tin Machine albums, still feel ill watching him attempt to act (apart from The Man Who Fell To Earth, because it’s less a film than the best pop video he ever made).
 
I grasp on to my Curly philosophy partly out of rebellion in an age when being a pop star is simply a tick on the CV of professional famous people. As in colleges, "multi-skilled" is the current buzz thought of the music industry - ideally, you should be able to sing, dance, act and host chat shows. I often feel that, my childhood having taken place before Pop Idol and Heat ("This week, celebrity sweat patches"), I am of the last generation to have spent any time believing pop stars might be exotic creatures beamed from outer space, capable of singing songs but not of ordinary human communication. I am mainly thinking of Kate Bush here.
 
This week, though, I am prepared to propose an amendment to the rule. Providing you’re over, say, 30 you can do whatever you like. This is a good rule because it criminalises horrible stage school brats but allows for Stephin Merritt of the Magnetic Fields, who has made a wonderful new pop album but also writes operas and film scores. It also allows the playwright Willy Russell to be a pop star.
 
Yes, you read that right. The man who wrote Educating Rita, Blood Brothers and Shirley Valentine is currently on tour - no Scottish dates yet, alas - accompanied by a guitar and fellow playwright Tim Firth (Alan Bleasdale was going to come too, but he got stage fright). At 57, Russell is promoting his debut album, Hoovering the Moon, recorded and released with his own money, with Kate Rusby on backing vocals. There’s even a single, China, although only at www.willyrussell.com.
 
It is a funny, eloquent, often moving thing. China, about socialists growing old and giving up the fight (and a youthful plan to visit Mao), is like late Billy Bragg or Elvis Costello. Genius mourns the wasted talent of a missing in action pop star, "seldom seen and rarely heard since that debut single", who may well be Lee Mavers from The Las. ("The boy’s too tender, the boy’s too rare to take the air they breathe out there.")
 
Tupperware Girls, meanwhile, is just bonkers: a vision of middle Britain melting down in which the SAS invade the V&A and the Tate gallery cafe is serving tea with cyanide. ("What will poor Mark Lawson do for next week’s Late Review?" asks a concerned Russell.)
 
Mostly, though, it’s an album about the compromises you make, and the beliefs you adapt and sometimes dilute as you grow older. Hence, I assume, the title Hoovering the Moon. When you’re young you want to fly to the moon; later, when you get there, you realise it’s not a glowing globe in the sky but a dusty rock that needs a tidy. The song Pink Lambrusco puts this best: "I see you in Tesco, in the five-door Polo, tell me what happened to the moon."
 
So Curly was wrong. He was a ridiculous old man who never left the ranch his whole life. The trick, actually, is to multi-task with dignity - easier when you’re over 30, I feel (but I would say that, being 30).
 
Perhaps this is the solution to the music industry’s current woes - let playwrights have a go. Personally I’d like to see Scotland’s own David Greig, whose plays always go on about technology, airports and motorways, make an electropop record. If you’re reading this, David, I have a synthesiser I can lend you.

ANDREW EATON - THE SCOTSMAN


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